Narcolepsy
Definition
Narcolepsy is a sleep disorder caused by the brain normal sleep/wake cycles. People with narcolepsy have sleep episodes in the daytime, hallucinations when falling asleep or awaking, and often awaken at night.
That is all very interesting however, owing to the fact that Dominic Pearce resoundingly does not have narcolepsy - it is also completely irrelevant.
Below we present our findings that verify, to the greatest extent that modern science can, that Dominic Pearce is completely narcolepsy-free.
These are images of real-life narcoleptics. As you can see, none of them are Dominic Pearce. Thus science has proven that he does not have narcolepsy. The red "science line" shows how the hypothesis that Dominic Pearce has narcolepsy, is scientifically false.
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| Dominic is not a fat businessman, and therefore cannot be a narcoleptic |
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| Dominic is not in black and white, and therefore cannot be a narcoleptic |
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| Dominic is not a cartoon and therefore cannot be a narcoleptic |
Further evidentiary proof that Dominic Pearce does not suffer from Narcolepsy. Here is documentary evidence of Dominic going about his day, not being narcoleptic...
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| Could a narcoleptic jump? No! They'd be asleep! |
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| Could a Narcoleptic play bass? No! They'd be asleep. |
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| Could a narcoleptic smile and look at the sun? No! Their eyes would be closed. |
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| Could a Narcoleptic think in 2D thought bubbles? Wait, I thought he wasn't a cartoon? |
Anyway, all this has been proof, beyond reasonable doubt as is the evidentiary standard of proof, that Dominic Pearce is resoundingly, not a narcoleptic. Any claims to the contrary are slanderous, libel and may incur a defamation suit from Mr Pearce's private legal counsel.
